Every February 14th, men have the opportunity to demonstrate their love to their better halves offering flowers, chocolates, dinners, love movies or anything that a woman finds romantic. For dudes… nothing. Let’s admit it; there isn’t a special day for women to demonstrate their affection…
That’s why a new holiday has been created: December 18th is now officially:
Steak and Blowjob Day
Simple, effective and explicit; this day has been created so that women can show their love for the man of their lives. No letters, flowers, special night at the city or southamerican dance… it’s very simple: a big old steak and a great blowjob.
As you can imagine, some people have reacted with indignation to such an atrocity, inmediately replying with stuff like the following:
Dear Sir,
Your suggestion about the holiday of the 18th of December is absolutely vulgar and a lack of respect for the sensibility of many people who don’t share your brutal interests. Is it that all men are animals? We don’t think but in the lowest insticts? No Sir. Not all of us are like you. That’s why I propose alternatives for the more civilized people:
December 17th: Hake Loins and Blowjob Day
December 19th: Oven Roasted Bass and Blowjob Day
December 20th: Lobster Salad on Seasoned Mushroom and Blowjob Day