I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
Nothing special about me Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
And my sexual performances is average
I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that’s all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don’t go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don’t mind I read ’til I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save this shit is off the hook
And i am not very good with the women
I’m a pretty shy person and I’m average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn’t free
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
and I get scared when I go see the dentist
I’m the “Pauly Shore” of everyday life
easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an “According to Jim” personality
I’m as entertaining as a fucking STD
if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I’ll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don’t have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn’t look very tough
If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you’re not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I like the show “Greys Anatomy” Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
and I am pretty good at making paper planes
Read on for Part 2
You want some more of this bitch?
Back in the heezy.
We can do this all year long.
I’m just a regular everyday normal mother fucker.
I told you in the first song, I’ll tell you in another.
I’m just a regular everyday normal mother fucker.
I don’t have a girlfriend, my hands, my only lover.
I’m just a regular everyday normal mother fucker.
One night a week, my mum likes to cook me supper.
I’m just a regular everyday normal mother fucker.
And Michael Keaton was my favourite Batman !
I was walking down the street just the other day,
I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way,
“Yo watchu girls doing tonight ” that’s what I wanted to say, ["What are you girls doing tonight"]
But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake.
So I put my head down and I just walked away.
I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great.
‘got on the bus, put my headphones on and pressed play.
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and mother fucking Ace Of Base.
Yo, what can I say, It’s just a day in my life.
I’m up early in the morning, in bed early at night.
To be productive at work, I got to be well rested.
Yeah mother fucker, you heard what i’ve just said!
I’m just a regular everyday normal mother fucker.
I don’t like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter.
I’m just a regular everyday normal mother fucker.
My favourite movies as a kid were Superman and GhostBusters.
I’m just a regular everyday normal mother fucker.
I have a hard time openning my eyes under water.
I’m just a regular everyday normal mother fucker.
And i’m not a huge Nicolas Cage fan.
I’m from a lower-middle class family,
Me and my brothers and sisters played ‘Hide and seek’
I have good memories from my childhood, Bitch !
My favourite toy was my fucking firetruck, Bitch !
I used to play with that, mother fucker, all day long