The Communist Ghetto LOL!

[Via Neatorama]

And 1920’s Charelston to the beat of Around The World:

They win in style points, danger points and fake points:

[Via Neatorama]

La frustración máxima.

[Via Innerpendejo]

Categorizar ésto bajo “grandes verdades universales”. No voy a poner la letra de ésta canción que hay niños despiertos (y niñas, nunca mejor dicho ).

Porta - Las Niñas De Hoy En Dia Todas Son Unas….mp3

[Gracias Gabi]

[Via Darkroastedblend]

By Bjurström, from the student and upcoming designers booth at the Stockholm Furniture Fair

[Via David Report blog]

Typically when the brain wishes to impose significance upon something, it rewards the activity with a portion of endorphins, thereby enticing the individual to repeat the action as often as possible.

The bliss found in eating fatty foods, for instance, probably provided early humans with the ambition to hunt and devour energy-rich animal flesh. Sexual intercourse also rewards the participants with a cocktail of natural feel-good biochemicals, perhaps as a means to encourage the development of the pornography industry, which is vital to a strong economy.

[Exctract from Damn Interesting’s article about the scientific study on laughter]

Desde que estoy en San Francisco no veo ni la tele de aquí ni la de allí, y eso implica perderme Buenafuente. Pero me entero gracias a ¡Vaya Tele! que una de las novedades ésta temporada es un tal Berto (sobrino de Andreu, dicen), del que acabo de ver tres o cuatro videos a carcajada suelta, liderados por éste genial programa de Buenafuente comprimido en 4 minutos:

“Hola ¿sabes quien soy? Hmm pues no ni puta idea adiós” XDDD

Every February 14th, men have the opportunity to demonstrate their love to their better halves offering flowers, chocolates, dinners, love movies or anything that a woman finds romantic. For dudes… nothing. Let’s admit it; there isn’t a special day for women to demonstrate their affection…

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Cada 14 de Febrero los hombres tienen la oportunidad de demostrar su amor a su media naranja ofreciendo flores, chocolates, cenas románticas, películas de amor o todo lo que una mujer puede encontrar romántico. Para los tíos…. nada. Hay que admitirlo; no hay ningún día especial donde
las mujeres pueden demostrar su aprecio…

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1986. 4 años. Esto es verídico. [Lo que está entre corchetes no]

Luis viene contento al colegio, cuando llega siempre saluda [”Qué pasa neng”]. No tiene dificultad en realizar los ejercicios de motricidad gruesa: saltar, correr, andar, etc.

Su esquema corporal es bueno, tenindo claro qué hacer o dónde situar las partes del cuarpo humano trabajadas durante el curso. Es capaz de realizar bien los ejercicios de equilibrio. Participa en los juegos de relajación permaneciendo en posición de tumbado durante unos segundos. [En otras ocasiones, en la posición del loto].

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Pericote, de Hevia, es una canción que me flipa desde hace años, y cada vez más. Cante jondo pero del norte y de pueblo, con una letra que ya intuía yo que era graciosa, pero que acabo de encontrar y me parto y me mondo:

Valamé, valamé, Pericote rompió un pie
y despues que lu rompió llevolu a Santu Medé
Yo caseme con un vieyu por jartame de riir
puse-y la cama n’un altu y non se podia subir
San Xulian de los Carriles que tas cerca d’ Ardisana
Axuntate al de Porrúa qu’é el que cueye las castañas
A bailar el Pericote vino Xicu de la Braña
Con madreñes y escarpino y una faxa colorada

Hevia - Pericote MP3

Y de regalo, otra joya:

Todos los mozos del Valle del Pas
tienen un palu para saltar.
Saltan palanti saltan patrás,
con mucha fuerza y agilidad.

[Foto de Ciliembru]

Amazingly accurate Simpsons + 300 mashup.

[Via Neatorama]

THIS IS AN ACTUAL CRAIGSLIST POST

What am I doing wrong? Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy. I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.

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De entre las viñetas de El País (periódico español), las de un tal Elrich (.com) se están haciendo un hueco en mis risas a la mismísima altura de Forges. Ésta es la que ha “triggerado” que finalmente lo publique aquí:

LOL indeed.

This is so hilarious.

[Via Neatorama]

One of the funniest in weeks. First, in an episode of Better Know A District, Washington’s 9th district representative gets nailed so hard he hardly recognizes himself after the interview. After that, an interview with a guy who’s written a book entertaining the idea that USA is like Rome. If you know Stephen Colbert you’re already laughing.

Presentation Zen is a long-posts blog packed with tips for PowerPoint presentations in general. While I find it all extremely interesting, the more humorous bits may be more of your liking. Below and inside is a hilarious chart and the Demetri Martin stand-up video where it came from. And a couple other things.

[Presentation Zen found via Colblindor]

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The awesome video that follows is a remix from an original clip from The Conan O’Brien Show. I can’t wait to see this one featured on the next show:

[Via FB Revolution]

My favorites, these posters for The Truman Show.

Drak Roasted Blend compiles series of great photos of all kinds with the common denominator of being stuff you probably haven’t seen ever before (and you probably won’t in person). Here are some examples of “inventions” and “design problem solving”: Lords of the Logistics, Part 3 (Necessity is the mother of invention)

El puto descojono (= bloody fucking hilarious).

Daily episodes of Jon Stewart’s The Daily Show and Colbert Report are uploaded to Dailymotion.com, but let’s make sure you also watch the jewels from the past, especially the time when Stephen Colbert was on The Daily Show with Steve Carrell.

We’ll be back some day

Tu amigo te tiene ganas:

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A joke was the way they eliminated me from the Insomnia contest in the hour #31 (see posts below) after arriving 7 seconds late from one of the breaks

Not that I was 100% sure I was going to win, but I was in perfect physical and mental conditions to last 24 hours more and give more hope to all the people that was watching me (that was fun). Anyway, here’s the joke [Thanks Yorgos]:

A Three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a
bath. “Mama,” he asked, “Are these my brains?” Mama answered, “Not yet.”

U’re not supposed to touch this!

There seems to be a lot of excitement around all the tv commercials popping up for the Superbowl in the U.S., and some certainly deserve such excitement. This Lays ad featuring M.C. Hammer is an example. Not overwhelmingly amazing, but fun. [Via Screenhead]

Stop telling me to mind the gap
I want my fucking money back!
Where the fuck’s my fucking train???

Etcetera: London Underground, the song and flash video. [Via Screenhead]

A bloody hilarious corporate film for Hallmark’s Greeting Card division (i think so) by animator Chris Harding

This made me laugh out loud, and so should happen to you as long as you 1. understand some Flintstones-style spoken english, and 2. are a little bit aware of the so called creative process. In-take, out-crap has immediately become my Messenger nickname. Watch Chris Harding’s “Make Mine Shoebox” (Quicktime). [Via Screenhead]

LOL, another self-explanatory post with nothing to comment about

Job outsourcing. Oh wait, that’s been done by some being called Neurotically Yours. Do watch the rest of their pieces of neurosis. Special recommendation for this time of the year: No Christmas For You. Well I do have to comment about something: I had never seen such amazing hand gesture Flash animations before. [Thanks again Yorgos]

I kiss you! My eyes green, I live alone!

Continue freaking out. [Thanks Yorgos]